Gifts of pleasure

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Oh yes. Christmas is getting closer and many of us getting ready to go to battle with packed high streets. But it doesn’t have to be this way.

SH:24 want to help you bring the gift of pleasure this Christmas without the need for you to set foot inside a shop. We’ve found some of the best sexy gifts retailing online as well as some ideas for experiences you can gift to your person (just make them a tantalising gift voucher and you’re away) so you can save your energy for a fun festive season. And if you’ve not got anyone in mind for this kind of treat, you can always treat yourself.

Bendy vibes

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Crescendo is one of the most unique sex toys on the market. It’s bendier than your hot yoga instructor which means it can either give your partner pleasure in multiple or neatly twist into a position that fits you both. Being at the vanguard of sextech, Crescendo of course has its own app which can either be used to programme your vibes or can be controlled by your partner. Has a sex toy ever been more accommodating? Available from £139 inc free delivery.

Book in a date day

Busy lives mean play has been on the backburner for too long? Why not plan an indoor date. Book time off for both of you, make sure any pets/kids/responsibilities are covered, order some treats in and spend the day between the sheets. Or wherever else you’d like. Cost: Your time, attention and a bit of organisational magic.

Organically orgasmic

If your sweetie is of the vegan or vegetarian persuasion you can show you care for both their pleasure and their values with some organic lube. Sliquid is a water-based lube that’s condom safe and suitable for use with sex toys - it’s totally free from nasties and made with certified organic botanical extracts that heal and support the body. Available from £11.99


An investment in intimacy

Pillow is an app that helps couples explore their relationship in new ways. At the moment they’re seeking crowd investment to bring their - with this gift, you’ll not only give a year’s subscription to the app and a commitment to your lover to practise continued intimacy in your relationship but you’ll also be giving them a tiny share in a super-cool sexual wellbeing company - this could be the gift that keeps giving in so many ways. Available via investment on WeFunder, investor perk for $111 (approx £82) investment


Oral upgrade

If you like to spread good vibes with your mouth, we have just the thing for you. These tongue toys come in a two pack and will take your oral game to new levels. They come with a bit of gendered packaging/colouring but the technology should be suitable for people of all genders so we’ll just try to overlook that bit, hey? Available from Sh-womenstore, £25.00

Whatever or whoever you do this festive season be sure to show some love to yourself. That means, penetrative sex with condoms, lube, lube, lube and open and honest communication with your partners about what does and doesn’t work for you. Have a fab festive season, love The SH:24 team x